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how singaporeans view the world

The world in singaporean's perspective

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Note: This post is supposed to be satire and contains extreme stereotype. No harm is intended ^^
Explanation,starting from top left.

2-4-1 pizza: I guess Canada is a peaceful country and the frequency of it appearing in the news is low. So, the  most famous thing about Canada in Singapore is the cheap 2 pizza for the price of 1 pizza lol.

Sarah Palin: Alaska. Homeland to the bimbo politican.

Hollywoodland,guns and land of the free: USA where our main source of entertainment and gossips come from. All the rich,beautiful,dirty,famous nit dit shits. Also the country where getting gunshots is prevalent. Land-of-the-free: One of the most liberal countries  in da world!

Crime: Mexico. Famous for drugtrafficking, murder, etc.

Soccer: The Soccer kingdom! Where the Soccer giants like Brazil and Argentina come from! If you don't know, you're probably a nerd.

Hogwarts: Our colonial master United Kingdom. where hairy potter originated from. Kids in primary school like to ride on broomsticks in classroom to emulate our favourite story protagonist.

Santa Claus: The Artic Circle where the mythical childhood hero come from.

Rich,relaxed,cultured people: Mainland Europe. can't be far from the truth but a mockery out of the general white-washed singaporean teenagers lol.

Poverty: Africa. Most of our mums threatened to send us there if we dont finish the dinner that they cook.

war,oil and terrorism: Middle-East. Forget the aged-old civilizations and the rich cultures, now the newspapers are splashed with news of terrorism and war between the countries. dum dum dum. Iran V.S Iraq today. Iraq v.s kuwait tml. Israel v.s. Palestine, U.s V.s Iraq.

bollywood,roti prata: Turn to Vasatham Central and you'll see alot Indian movies with people dancing LOL. Classic pose is the people dancing around coconut trees. Roti prata, one of singaporean's favourites food.

banglas: Bangladesh, where we get a lot of our foreign labours from.

communists: Russia. where our textbooks heavily "condemn" them.

People ride horse here: Wuxia dramas on television portray Mongolia as a land full of grass,nomads and horse. But it's quite true.

Muggers,fake goods: Singaporeans normally view mainland chinese students as muggers who study all the time and steal our A grades. Land of fake and defect goods, including the milk scandal. Most of the time Singaporeans don't like to buy China products due to it's poor quality.

Panda: Sichuan lol.

Bombers: The notorious North koreans who channel a lot of economic funds into building nuclear bomb facilities to bomb south korea instead of feeding the malnourished population.

Kpop, K-dramas: The land of the K-wave.

Animeland and AV idols: Japan. Most of Asian porn downloaded from this country lol.

Jay Chou: King of Mandopop from Taiwan.

Poor countries: Other Southeast Asian countries. Abit degrading. Most singaporeans dont know nitwits about our neighbours except for hardcore history students.

Pipo Protest alot here: The violent bangkok protests received alot of news coverage here.

everything cheap cheap: Singaporeans view Malaysia as a shopping heaven due to the relative cheap exchange rates, lower standard of living and close proximity. Public holidays must go there!

The mighty red dot: Da best country in the world! But still must complain!

Hazeland: Indonesia. Everytime spread haze to singapore! Most Singaporeans Curse Indonesia for their irresponsible burning of forests.

Maria's hometown: Philippines, where most maids come from (besides indonesia.)

Slack: Australia, slower pace of life and less intensive education system. Most Singaporeans want to migrate there.

Sheep: New Zealand! Got more sheep than people there.

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Kelvin said...

Hahaha, this is so true XD

JimoWu said...


Ruiting said...

LOL *thumbs up*

JimoWu said...

*sucks thumb*

Anonymous said...

haha very true, made me laugh

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