Jimo's cavern

I’m a weapon of massive consumption. That’s not my fault but that’s how I’m programmed to function!
I…need…the..help…of..a..psychiatrist, to weed out this peculiar habit that has taken root.

I consume to medicate my miseries!

Levis, converse, Nike, Fila…

No lah, most of these shoes are given by my mother’s rich taiwanese friend who has migrated to England. I have inherited the frugal genes from my parents, splurging so much will only result in me breaking out in hives wtf. Need to save the red packets for rainy days.

Only the bata shoes is bought by me T_T.

I’m mr hand-me-down.

I’m admitted to Temasek Junior college wtf. Try logging in with your IC number as pw and username at the TJC matrix login.

My name is in the students database haha!

http://www.tjc.edu.sg

when I logged in, I got greeted by this big big font. ” WELCOME TO maTrix, MR XXXXXXXXXX”

loophole exploited. heh heh.

Oh if you’re from other JCs, try accessing your own JC’s website.

Damn cool to know results before the rest of the world yo.

Jumps around*

I had almost vanished into thin air because my working schedule had been as tight as erm….a virgin’s asshole.

Mon- 7am-7pm

Tues- 5pm-1.30am

wed- 7am-7pm

thurs- 7am-7pm

my sister applied to be an ice-cream seller at Ben n Jerry’s.
they asked her to send photo.
She sent.
Then she got rejected.
kuakuakua.

“Ben & Jerry’s is dedicated to the policy of non-discrimination in employment on any basis including gender, age, ethnicity or religious affiliation.”

Ok they didn’t mention about discriminating based on looks.

Josie told me that she got served by an unattractive and old Auntie at Ben n Jerry’s the other time.

Anyone cares to verify this snippet of information?

I’m in a dilemma now.

I want to go TJC, it’s sort of a dream school. I remembered when TJ principal visited my school, Justin said that it was almost impossible to enter TJ and woah, I sort of fulfill the criteria for arts stream now.

I visited TJ open house with joan and Seryang brought me around. The environment is very vibrant, the students are very enthusiastic and the culture is neighbourhood-friendly, kinda like xinmin.(Maybe they put up front cause of open house, if I go in maybe they will step on my shadow wtf.)

The only thing is that the trip from my house to TJ is about 1 hr+++++.

My Elitist/tyrannical/conceited sister is advising me against going to TJ because of the light year distance and she speculates that I can’t wake up in time for school just like the old marist days when I skipped school like nobuddy’s business.

During half days like CNY celebration, national Day celebration you sure cant see me one wtf.

Anderson JC, in comparison is much nearer. Direct bus. 20-25mins trip. The culture is also very neighbourhood-friendly, the people are very nice and all but…the building is so old and raggy. What if it decides to collapse one day and bury poor me alive wtf.

The campus looks like some factory and the uniform looks like some factory worker’s. Great combination woots.

Fengshui masters said that one’s environment can affect one’s inner peace/harmony. The school looks so…..dead.

sajc/acjc/cjc is out of the question cause…. they’re only good if u’re angmoh/half angmoh/rich/gorgeous/elitist.if u’re a normal person u’d be cast out.it’s a total hierarchy there.

But that’s my own narrow perspective as an outsider lah, I have no experience in that school so I’m not in a position to judge. I just want to be careful and make sure that I make a wise choice and have an enriching and fulfilling college life.

Ok, I have to hand up my choices in 24 hour’s time. I might have trouble filling up ALL TWELVE choices. Why give so many sia.

I did a tip tap dance when I received my o levels results. my L1R5 is one-third of my prelim results wtf, I got 28 for prelims. I don’t know what I was doing back then. Miracles do happen in this world after all.

Luckily I did okay or my mum will use broomstick to chase me out of the house and my Elitist sister will break all ties with me.

After prelim 2, I studied everyday for a month and completed all the tys. All my tys got tear stains wtf cause I was under huge pressure. My plan was to study six hours everyday, play neopets three hours, the rest for eat/sleep/shit. O levels is like pressure cooker, it’s either you become a hyper competitive prick or develop inferiority complex. Which one is worse, go figure out yourself.

I got A1 for English,Chinese and physic/chemistry. A2 for e math and humanities, b3 for a maths and D7 for biology haha.

This is seriously dumb cause I channeled most of my energy into a maths and it became the worst subject of my L1R5. English and Chinese didn’t really touch except for writing essays.

My strategy was to heck care biology totally because I’m not a fan of blood. And my biology teacher is really very demoralising, he made me feel stupid.

There’s still this stupid feeling that I could have done better. Sigh, me so self-deprecating. I was under huge pressure during o levels. Cried a bit after a maths paper two cause blardy difficult. Left one 8 mark question blank for geog cause not enough time. And my heart got poached away three days before o levels. Stupid me, could’ve had better tolerance.

Hehezx, i went to work at raffles hotel straight away after results got released. Luckily, I did okay if not I spill drinks on customer, spit on manager wtf.

Hope everyone around me did well too. Quite sad that some of my friends did badly. I could do nothing except for consoling them. What the future does not end here, still can work hard wtf. But yea my words also not golden, cant help much.

Sigh, finally can sleep peacefully tonight after being haunted for so long. Sweet Sweet dreams like cotton candy.

But now I’m in a dilemma whether to go poly and take mass com or go reputable jc(s) like tjc,ajc,sajc??? I swear poly and jc is like macdonalds and KFC, rivals of the century.

Photographed by Josie Png@ The Botanic Gardens.

I wore green to blend in with the surroundings.

My mind has been like a juice blender, shredding all the negative thoughts into pieces with its sharp razor. I felt like I have been weaving miracles with the help of god’s thread.

Things that were ailing are healing slowly. After stepping into the society, my perspectives have broadened as well. I feel so fortunate when compared to students who have to juggle work and school.
Although my father doesn’t have a rubber plantation for me to inherit, at least he put bread and butter on the table.

I have survived so many pit holes and slaughterhouses. Fall in the pit, gain in the wit. Authoritarian headmasters and domineering seniors do not matter anymore. They have become oblivious as they faded into the background. Those rumours that spread like wildfire have already burned hectares of forest. I’m glad those who wanted me under their foot like a cockroach did not succeed.

I’m glad I didn’t throw in the towel as I struggled in the quicksand. I have conquered the o’s. I almost retained in sec 3 and how I turned the tables is really miraculous. Thanks Bodhisattva with a thousand arms for blessing me with the ability of being able to absorb information like a sponge.

For those who didn’t do well, your journey does not end here. There is still light at the end of the tunnel, your future will be so bright that you’ll be blinded. You’ll just have to widen your eye, let the light pass through your cornea and fall on your fovea centralis. When we go to JC/Poly or even I.T.E, we’ll be at the same starting line again. How you fare, its up to you. There’s still many opportunities available. You just have to search every nook and cranny.

We’re still so young, the road is still long ahead in front of us. For those who did well, do not be complacent. For those who didn’t, hold your head up high.

2009 is going to be a great year. Even though our purse strings may tighten because of the economy being covered in snot, after America decided to sneeze. Polar ice caps will melt as global warming continues, but 2009 is still going to be a great year. I’m sure it will be.

End of the world is drawing near! Millions of meteorites will crash onto Earth, afflicting many potholes. Streaks of lightning (10,000 voltage) will clatter down from the swirling clouds and show no mercy to trees that stand in their path.

The waves will rise out of water, first like shark fins then increase indefinitely in size until they become as tall as Eiffel tower. Every skyscraper erected on Singapore’s surface will be toppled over and Singapore will be submerged underwater completely. History has repeated itself. Singapore will be the next Atlantis.

Okay, tomorrow is o levels results release date. Confirm, guarantee plus chop. As I am writing this, my heart is plummeting and slithering down a few notches until where my stomach is located. Tomorrow, the dogs who guard the hell gates will be released and they will bite those who have failed terribly. I wonder if I will be banished to the valley of gloom.

I felt that I didn’t work hard enough but whatever it is, I am ready to receive the verdict like a pig is for a slaughterhouse.

My father doesn’t have a massive rubber plantation for me to inherit, neither does he have a multi-million company for me to run. Education is my only ticket to the future you know. Why am I always building castles in the sky, sigh. Ho hum. Wish me luck. May the force be with me.

O level students, if you are reading this, may the force be with you too. At most die together wtf, won’t be lonely like that.