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types of people in high school



Disclaimer: contains exaggerated and magnified opinions for comical effect. They do represent reality to a certain extent (based on blogger's experience) but similarities to real life people are mere coincidences! 若有雷同,纯属巧合!


1)The angmoh-pai (white-washed teenagers)


These white-washed teenagers are normally ashamed of their roots and try to emulate american high school kids by stuffing their face with chick flicks like mean girls,gossip girls and sex and the city. They start to make a mockery out of good virtues and let hell loose by adopting inappropriate behaviors.

They support the notion of melodrama in Victorian society and play up their hyper-activeness. Loud and proud, they squeak like hamsters and make a fool out of themselves. Nowadays, It's fashion and state-of-art to act dumb.

They like to pick up foreign phrases and slangs like OH-EM-GEE. And squeal YOU'RE SO MEANNNN during bitching sessions (ya right,get off your high horse bitch, I bet you feel the same way inside.)

when insulted, they resort to the bimbotic way of defending themselves. OH MY, YOU'RE SOOO ANNOYINGGGG. Yes, they like to project their high-pitched voices and love to drag their sentences.

They call their friends "the bitches". Speaking of that, they value friends over family. And they must hug their friends every single time they meet. Even though its only 5 seconds after he/she bought seaweed chicken from the canteen. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Yea, right.

They hold viral goals and seek to be rich,beautiful,dirty and famous.

They are intolerant and seek to destruct everything disagreeable that comes their way. Their favourite teasing target is Chinese-speaking people.

They are rebellious but they rebel without a good cause. Only because it's cool. Youth in revolt!

2) Overly-positive fakes


These kind of people have permanent plastic smiles plastered all over their faces but actually they have knives and daggers hidden behind them. Beware.

They claim to be ultra-friendly to you and give you the megawatt-smile and 72 tricks to win you over. They'll treat you to free food,pull your chair and etc, all kinds of resorts.

But the moral of the story is, this underlying positivity is just a mean to psyche themselves up. The loudest/happiest people are actually the ones who are the most fucked up inside.


3) The rich Aristocrats


wealthy and gorgeous people from the upper echelons of society.
Privileged people who party a hella vu time away! They try to be posh and insist to wear expensive jackets in school even when its burning 40 degree celsius.

They tend to have the latest gadgets on hand. Iphone 4. Ipad. You name it, they got it.

Their facebook profile pictures are normally pictures of them wearing sunglasses. indoors.

They like to flag for taxis instead of boarding the crowded bus.

4) The must-be-happening


Self-proclaimed social butterflies who try their best to be in-the-scene. They join cheerleading and wave their pompoms. Must join house committee, sports carnival and in the end...... their results suck kuakuakua.

5) I am very artsy-fartsy and cheemo


Must...always...use...bombastic....words...to impress!

serenade of valorous men dressed in dishabille fornicating vehemently! Of course normal people wont be able to understand except maybe for erm Shakespeare and Martians who can decode quantum numbers.... 
Need to whip out a dictionary every now and then to verify their words of wisdom!


Must speak the Shakespeare lingo to exude the attitude of a romanticist! Oh fi fai ho hum, hark here hark shall! Where forth art thou baby?


And the hokkien beng at the heartland void deck will say: simi lai eh? Mai gong jiao wei!

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漂漂

漂漂





海浪无头绪,不知哪里去。
漂滚了几里,浮起万只舟。
打到岸上来,最终归海去。


这是本人创作的第四首中文诗,第一首唐诗。本篇的形势比较传统,有格律,有对仗。

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end of school

              the most anticipated moment of the year!

*throws confetti and blast fireworks!

No need to see chao bins (black face) of stupid people! (for now)

and niaming (constant chanting) of teachers! The A-level two year course is very rigorous...you can't use the O-level method to study for your A level exams. Can't study one week before. Must be consistent. Can't memorise. Must Apply! Yadda yadda.



No more heavy bags ( actually could be lighter but I insist to bring extra notes for study but in the end I didnt which means I brought them in vain like a gong kia wtf.)

Every teacher has psychoed us into revising for next year's stuff. I wonder if I'm going to do that.

Anyway, I'm going to watch the Final Act of Inuyasha for now. The show has been running for 10 years and finally coming to an end. It evokes and bring back alot of memories though. Watched it during wee hours on the old arts central (now called okto -,-) and we'll eat tidbits at the same time on the warm sofa couch.

Also watched it in Taiwan with cousins. The taiwan version for names is different as they follow the chinese way of pronouncing Kanji.

Inyusha is called 犬夜叉 (quan ye cha). Kagome is called 阿篱 (Ah Li, but you could call her ali baba).
Shippo is called 屎宝 or something.

Btw, I watch Inuyasha on veoh.com. You have to install the Veoh player first but I guarantee that it's worth it. You can find all the full-length episode of the final act.



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how singaporeans view the world

The world in singaporean's perspective


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Note: This post is supposed to be satire and contains extreme stereotype. No harm is intended ^^
Explanation,starting from top left.


2-4-1 pizza: I guess Canada is a peaceful country and the frequency of it appearing in the news is low. So, the  most famous thing about Canada in Singapore is the cheap 2 pizza for the price of 1 pizza lol.

Sarah Palin: Alaska. Homeland to the bimbo politican.

Hollywoodland,guns and land of the free: USA where our main source of entertainment and gossips come from. All the rich,beautiful,dirty,famous nit dit shits. Also the country where getting gunshots is prevalent. Land-of-the-free: One of the most liberal countries  in da world!

Crime: Mexico. Famous for drugtrafficking, murder, etc.

Soccer: The Soccer kingdom! Where the Soccer giants like Brazil and Argentina come from! If you don't know, you're probably a nerd.

Hogwarts: Our colonial master United Kingdom. where hairy potter originated from. Kids in primary school like to ride on broomsticks in classroom to emulate our favourite story protagonist.

Santa Claus: The Artic Circle where the mythical childhood hero come from.

Rich,relaxed,cultured people: Mainland Europe. can't be far from the truth but a mockery out of the general white-washed singaporean teenagers lol.

Poverty: Africa. Most of our mums threatened to send us there if we dont finish the dinner that they cook.

war,oil and terrorism: Middle-East. Forget the aged-old civilizations and the rich cultures, now the newspapers are splashed with news of terrorism and war between the countries. dum dum dum. Iran V.S Iraq today. Iraq v.s kuwait tml. Israel v.s. Palestine, U.s V.s Iraq.

bollywood,roti prata: Turn to Vasatham Central and you'll see alot Indian movies with people dancing LOL. Classic pose is the people dancing around coconut trees. Roti prata, one of singaporean's favourites food.

banglas: Bangladesh, where we get a lot of our foreign labours from.

communists: Russia. where our textbooks heavily "condemn" them.

People ride horse here: Wuxia dramas on television portray Mongolia as a land full of grass,nomads and horse. But it's quite true.

Muggers,fake goods: Singaporeans normally view mainland chinese students as muggers who study all the time and steal our A grades. Land of fake and defect goods, including the milk scandal. Most of the time Singaporeans don't like to buy China products due to it's poor quality.

Panda: Sichuan lol.

Bombers: The notorious North koreans who channel a lot of economic funds into building nuclear bomb facilities to bomb south korea instead of feeding the malnourished population.

Kpop, K-dramas: The land of the K-wave.

Animeland and AV idols: Japan. Most of Asian porn downloaded from this country lol.

Jay Chou: King of Mandopop from Taiwan.

Poor countries: Other Southeast Asian countries. Abit degrading. Most singaporeans dont know nitwits about our neighbours except for hardcore history students.

Pipo Protest alot here: The violent bangkok protests received alot of news coverage here.

everything cheap cheap: Singaporeans view Malaysia as a shopping heaven due to the relative cheap exchange rates, lower standard of living and close proximity. Public holidays must go there!

The mighty red dot: Da best country in the world! But still must complain!

Hazeland: Indonesia. Everytime spread haze to singapore! Most Singaporeans Curse Indonesia for their irresponsible burning of forests.

Maria's hometown: Philippines, where most maids come from (besides indonesia.)

Slack: Australia, slower pace of life and less intensive education system. Most Singaporeans want to migrate there.

Sheep: New Zealand! Got more sheep than people there.



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Let's all learn korean!

Truly we inferior foreigners should bow down to Korean Cultural, Linguistic and Racial Superiority, according to this korean language book. Let's all learn korean and civilize ourselves!


book



Eloquently put! I shall cease my obstinacy and admit Korean superiority poste haste!
book

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Existentialism


existentialism is concerned with finding self and the meaning of life through free will, choice and responsibility. The belief is that people are searching to find out who and what they are throughout life as they make choices based on their experiences, beliefs, and outlook. And personal choices become unique without the necessity of an objective form of truth.
You are. Because?
My personal take is that nobody is unique. everyone is just product of influences. We pick up pieces from everywhere that we desire and piece them up together, producing our "unique self".

A rose is not just a rose, not just a rose and not just a rose! It is made up of petals, branches, thorns and leaves and is shaped by mother nature and fertilisers!

Our opinions and attitudes are shaped by our environment and early nurturers.
terrible experiences can also shape a person's life.

For example, I grew up in an environment with strong Chinese influences and had alot of thou shalt nots and confucian admonitions wtf but ok to be fair, I was also sheltered with family warmth.

Asked to save more and spend less...preference of social harmony instead of dissent and collectivism over individualism.

After that I had western education and was geared with something else. Yes, the power to challenge.
We're shaped by the type of family we're in and the country we're in. Nationalism and patriotism.

And I see that people who come out from fundamental christian families are more dogmatic haha, believing that dinosaurs are works of the devil wtf.
And people who watch gossip girls extensively tends to be more corrupted.

Having Taiwanese blood of course I support Kuomintang over CCP! And don't ever insult Taiwan irrationally or dont drink bubble tea and switch off your laptop right now! (80% of computer products are manufactured in taiwan).

And being and arts student makes me more analytical and less unscientific??? Er..

And the human free will is limited and our desired choices are mostly not acted out because there's conflict between following one's dreams and clamping down on them in order to assimilate into society. Man does not live alone and have to take into consideration of how society functions.
Welcome to the human race. Nobody controls his own life, Ender. The best you can do is choose to be controlled by good people, by people who love you.---Valentine from Ender's game
But as we become adults, we have increasing freedom to choose how we want to be influenced. Previously, pieces of ourselves was fitted by our authoritative figures and now we have the freedom to find the puzzle pieces again and piece them in ourselves.

We can choose to discern and receive what type of education we want receive. Migrate. Choose our own job. Get our own social circle and even migrate to a new society with different customs and rules. We fit in. Then get influenced.
Ultimately, I am a firm believer of objectivism.
Objectivism holds that reality exists independent of consciousness, that human beings have direct contact with reality through sense perception, that one can attain objective knowledge from perception through the process of concept formation and inductive and deductive logic, that the proper moral purpose of one's life is the pursuit of one's own happiness or rational self-interest
Although Ayn rand's books are deemed as the bible for right-wing losers by the simpsons haha.
The past is indicative. choices define us. With our hands, we pick the truth
Anyway, here's a little joke.
Taoism: Shit happens Hare krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding Hinduism: This shit has happened before Christianity: That shit happens is the will of god Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit is Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit? Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens" Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Atheism: Bullshit!

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The big D

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what is and what's not

I was told:

“Consider a cup. It’s strange that what makes it really useful as a cup is not the cup itself or the material it is made of but the empty space within it. Consider a house. It’s strange that it is the empty space enclosed by the brick or wooden structure that people actually live in.”

This shows that “What is present is necessary; what is not is essential.”

Not just the flesh, but the spirit.

Not just the body, but the soul.

Not only the maths and sciences, but the arts and literature.

Not only without, but within.

Not just what can be seen, but what cannot.

Not just what is spoken, but what is not.

Not just what is present, but what is not.
Elvin

Reminds you of Taoism doesn't it? lol

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名副其实的靠爸靠妈

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我可以用一天的时间不再提起你 但我会用多少的时间去忘记你
          我不想想太多
         其实很多时候过去已经是过去,剩下的只是记忆的残影






我寻寻觅觅,想寻找温暖的怀抱,这种要求算不算太高?

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Banana yoshimoto

Mum found two of Banana’s novels on my desk, read the sypnosis and advised me not to read them. Too depressing, she said. Perhaps one day I will walk out of these dystopian tragedies and alternate realities. I will just pick up novels filled with love and laughter.

But not right now. My mind is like a battlefield every now and then with casualties being inflicted too often. Angels and Demons battle continuously, ruining the landscape of my mind but none emerge with victory. I sleep to ease the pain because that was the only thing I could do to deal with the pain.

One day, the landscape of my mind will change. I hope it will. Hope is all I could do. Hope is all. Hope is will.

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相遇

相遇的时间好短,思念却好长。

我们的一生有几个春,夏,秋与冬?

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Undisclosed Desires


I want to reconcile the violence in your heart

I want to recognize your beauty is not just a mask

I want to exorcise the demons from your past

I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart

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one day i will

One day I will be fully awake and sober, tackling the new day with revitalized energy. I will not dread the rising sun and continue to tuck myself into the cold blanket.

I will smile and welcome the day. I will.

I’ll have something to live for and I’ll never let go.

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交响情人梦の主题分析

主题分析



1.天才也必须努力,若拥有与生俱来得天分却不加以琢磨,天分最终还是会被枉费掉

野田惠从小就被认为在钢琴的领域方面很有天分. 也拥有有 “一听了然" 的超凡技能。但由于她不喜欢被刻板的弹奏模式束缚,常常只以随行的方式来弹奏钢琴。她缺乏野心,梦想是将来成为幼稚园老师所以没有付出太大的努力。她常常只与"吊尾车"老师练习“屁屁体操",导致她只能原地踏步,不能更上一层楼,超越自己。

从第八,九级开始,她变得更积极向上。因为千秋的关系,她开始发奋图强,希望有一天能赶上他因为她对于franz 说过的 "野田惠,如果你继续这样下去,是不能与千秋在一起"的这番话跟耿耿于怀。她报名了 马拉杜勒钢琴大赛并在江藤老师的家紧锣密鼓地练习。日夜不休的练习使她病倒, 导致在大决赛时有失误。但最后由于受到评审的青睐被邀请到巴黎就读音乐学院。可见,她的付出与回报成了正比。

龙太郎在第二集向千秋说“真羡慕你这种不用努力也有回报的人” 但真一回复他从三岁开始就一直练习钢琴与小提琴,津大学前也从早练到晚,甚至练到快吐血。他对音乐的认真与坚持是使他常在比赛中名列前茅的原因。后来不管是指挥S乐团还是与清良组成的乐团他都确保自己做好从充足的准备而且常常因此而废寝忘食。


2. 爱能战胜一切,使人成长

野田惠对于学长的爱至始如一,得知了他的恐惧症之后,千方百计地想要医好他。,她用Franz大师送给她的怀表在真一面前摇晃,并且到书店去查看关于催眠术的书。催眠术成功克服了飞机恐惧症的真一,在野田妹在作弄下与龙太郎一起搭飞机去北海道。成功搭乘飞机站在北海道仰望蓝天的真一,第一次有了出国留学的信心。

对真一的爱也使野田惠茁壮成长,使她变得更积极向上。她希望在马拉杜勒钢琴大赛中获得优胜,把奖金用来追随真一出国。经过一番努力,野田妹成功通过初赛和复赛,得到了正式选拔的出场权。当真一的形象与画面浮现在她脑海时,她把比赛曲子诠释得更好。

《交响情人梦》像其他日剧,爱情的表现注重细水长流,喜欢在日常生活点滴中让情感慢慢沉淀和积累,也就是爱情不是一时的喷发,而是慢慢地渗透。这种表现, 对比很多韩剧的那种“男女主角的亮丽外形+造作的表演+女主角的泪水+煽情的音乐”的模式,无疑更胜一筹,也更具可信性。

3)与人的邂逅很重要,光靠一个人很难成功

真一最后能取得非凡的成就并非他自身的成就而是大家的功劳。若没有野田惠的要求,真一无法站上梦寐以求的指挥台,和S乐团一起练习。

《古典音乐·生命》连载了关于真一的报道,让他稍微有了名气。

如果没有清良,聚集从各个角落来的天才的R☆S也不会被组成。

R☆S的演奏会能这么顺利是因为有佐久间和景子的努力帮忙。佐久间很快就卖掉了100张门票,景子则负责在杂志上卖力为R☆S宣传,就连龙见也在里轩贴出了R☆S的海报。

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Zeitgeist: The movie


Go to http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/ to watch for free

This film is a documentary that proposes rather controversial views and reveals the lies that we have been told for centuries and and is time to wake up. There are certain loopholes in the film, attacked by critics for misrepresentation of facts but overall, it’s worth a watch. The film has been awarded several awards as well.

Let truth be the authority and not the authority be the truth. Religion will never be the way to reform mankind

The movie is divided into three parts.

1)mythological origin of Christianity

Many elements of christiany have been copied from earlier “pagan” religions such as ancient egyptian religion and hinduism. The concept of virgin birth, 10 commandments, december 25th, symbolisms such as cross and etc.

Christianity have conquered by force such as mass massacre of pagans and jews during the christianization of europe and sacred wars during the crusade period.

You can see more about the myths and disputes of christianity here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_in_comparative_mythology

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_conspiracy_theory

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_myth_theory

Of course they are just theories, exercise your own caution when viewing those sources.

2)alternate theories for the parties responsible for the September 11th attacks

September 11 attacks were either orchestrated or allowed to happen by elements within the United States government in order to generate mass fear, initiate and justify the War on Terror.

I’m skeptical about this one because people can slant their views and simply justify it by backing up with sources that agree to their viewpoint. There are all types of sources supporting multiple theories and they’re kinda confusing.

3)bankers manipulate the international monetary system and the media in order to consolidate power

Don’t really understand this part and the way they pace this part of film is kinda confusing. Maybe its because I have limited knowledge of the banking system haha, maybe I will rewatch it after I have studied marcoeconomics next year….

Join the Zeitgeist movement!

We intend to restore the fundamental necessities and environmental awareness of the species through the advocation of the most current understandings of who and what we truly are, coupled with how science, nature and technology (rather than religion, politics and money) hold the keys to our personal growth, not only as individual human beings, but as a civilization, both structurally and spiritually…..


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若太注重于外表,大家就会忽略你浩瀚如海的心.

去掉自怜,自卑心与更加爱自己,人家才会爱你!

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memories

I woke up with a dizzy head,

and a torrent of memories, conflicting ones, complementary ones came flooding to me. I was on the verge of explosion, short circuit.

For a moment I felt as if I became that child again. That weak, defenceless and helpless child that could do nothing but stand and watch. Watch how they torture and hurl insults at me. People were milling in the background. passerbys. They stared for a moment and then walked on, pretending as if nothing happened.

And then for a while, my head coudln’t feel anything. The chemicals couldn’t produce and mix, equpping my brain with an inability to feels any emotions. What was left was this numbness. Surprisingly enough, this numbness caused pain.

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things I'll never get into(again)

Twilight: another story about a typical damsel-in-distress always getting into trouble with a prince charming always there to save her. cliche. And what's with Stephanie Meyer's half-fucked english? Vampire romanticizing is just another way to portray lust and ooze sex. cheap!


And why did they get Robert Pattinson to cast as Edward? He looks like a drug addict. Plus he totally dispelled the myth that Edward Cullen is hot. And can Stephanie Meyer please stop harping on Edward's looks!

What's with the werewolves stripping and showing their wolfy tits every 10secs on the screen? Those meaty scenes remind me of a gay group orgy.

Read a few pages of the book, dumped it aside. Nay for me.

K-pop- Thrashy music. commercialized techno music seems to be easily churned out just by pressing a few buttons of the garageband(music software in apple). Just toggle the notes abit, autotune and done!

And the lyrical content is kinda meaningless too. Either about some stupid love crushes or about how hot they are, cant wait to get laid. Oh, of course SNSD acts innocent and have alot of sex insinuation anyway. What's with the "oh oh oh oh ah ah ah ah"? Must have been painful while doing it...hmmmmm. And most of them look like plastic barbies mass produced from the same factory btw.

And Kpop does have alot of plagiarism cases. half of hyori Lee's album is confirmed plagiarized. SNSD, 2PM and FT island all face similar accusations as well. Don't support inauthentic music!

And what's with the whole Korean culture/language craze?

Do you know that 50-70% of korean vocabulary are loanwords from chinese? Most koreanophiles can't even handle chinese properly and hates chinese so now they love some language that has been HEAVILY influenced by chinese?

Most people are just brainwashed by the Korean Culture. How can u hate chinese culture and love Korean culture at the same time when we have such a profound influence on them? Throughout centuries, chinese architecture, religion, law, cuisine, political structure, language, technology...basically all aspects lol have influenced and SHAPED their culture

I don't see korean culture being as impactful as Japanese or Chinese.

Heard of any internationally well-recognized korean author? Read a piece of good Korean literature? No.

Have any korean scientist made any MAJOR contribution to science or won nobel prize? No. But Japanese and chinese have.

Lol, sorry to koreanophiles here but I'm just making my point here. please try to be rational though.

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misery

This post is password-protected. Ask me for the Password.

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Always remember



that life is a gift. There's so many cities to visit and so many people to encounter. So many languages to learn and so many geography left to explore.

Animals to hold and Jokes to hear.
How can you die without experiencing orgams and bathing in pools of desire?

So please,

take one step at a time. Don't rush, you'll fall.
Eat one bite at a time. Don't rush, you'll choke!
Take one shit at a time. Don't rush, you'll dirty your bowl.

Wake up everyday,

take a deep and fresh breath.Forget all the blunders and absurdities that have crept in begin the day serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense!

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积木

积木,积木。

越堆积,越麻木,

乐也无法高。



摩天樓的遍布

掩盖了真,



剧烈的竞争

摧毁了善,



钢筋与水泥

融化了美



魔天楼下陷

了地下層

也加剧了热岛效应



百年高楼 的兴建

一层是孤独,

一层是彷徨

一层是负荷



经过风吹雨打,

火药轰炸,

坍塌

下场有谁收拾



原创@ 1-11-2010

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